YES. I HAVE A JOB.

Dearest Friends and Family,

I wanted to let each blessed one of you that Im fine and well. Im not dead and I have not been entered into the Witness Protection Program. I have a second job.
My first job as you know has been a stay at home mom. I prefer to use the title "CEO" of a small company. My newly aquired second job is where I actually get a paycheck for my multi-tasking talents. I want to thank all of you for being so patient with me during this transition. I could not have done it without all of the care and support. Im sorry if I have not returned your calls and I am working at taking my third job as an administrative assistant to myself more seriously. If you want to get together with me for any kind of fun or relaxing activity please contact me immediately on my cell phone and I will return your call promptly. If you have a request that needs immediate attention please leave a message on my home phone. If you require emergency assistance please dial 911.

Love ya.